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Haha! Trial Of The Century: Who should keep the child in this case?

A man and his wife were in court for divorce. The problem was who gets custody for the child!
The wife Jumps up and says; your honour i brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.

The Judge turns to Husband,
Husband: (calmly)”Your honor, if i put my ATM card into ATM machine and Cash comes out. Whose cash is it?
WHO SHOULD KEEP THE CHILD IN THIS CASE?

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