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Saturday Opinion: Come In Guys

A JABreader just sent in this message:

Please o, I need urgent help. As i’m talking to you now, it is a serious emergency, i’m on my way to the hospital now. Please advice me my friends.

Last night, as i was sleeping, I forgot to close my mouth, so a Rat entered into my Tummy ooooo, and I can feel it right now playing inside my Tummy oooo. What can I do about this? Should I swallow a cat to kill the Rat inside my Tummy? Or I should swallow Rat poison to kill it? Or should I swallow Rat Trap or Rat gum to get rid of the Rat?

Infact here are my options, and your opinions are needed on my next move:

1) Cat

2) rat poison

3) Rat trap/gum

4) Others(specify)


I’m waiting PLEASE!!!
It’s a matter of life and death

THANKS
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS JABreader SHOULD DO, BEFORE THE RAT GETS TO HIS INTESTINES?

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